Oh my! All those don’t ring any bell at all. I remember him being a self absorbed school kid who tried to have sex with a sex worker lady? Was I hallucinating?

Your nice mom has a wrapped view of “having a good time” and “making it work”

The frog, maybe?

I had never heard of free lunch before the US. Don’t get me wrong, this is awesome but that was not something where I grew up (Europe). That being said, all education and higher education was basically free. No free lunches, but no crazy tuitions.

Do you guys not take it against gas? That’s a common item in medicine cabinets where I am.

Activate charcoal is very common medicine to fight gas and/or mild intestinal discomfort. Very effective when my farts become too noxious and I need to debloat…

Was it TMI…?

It’s lol in orcish from wow and pre-dates whichever facepalming shenanigans of… that guy

There are apple links in the US and they are delicious.

Are the (unnumbered) wives allowed to drive in this 3 brothers owned mansion usually?

Shut uuuuuuppp, you can’t read let alone write yet!!!

And that’s how old I am

“My baggage”

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Oh, that’s a fun game. Remind me if mastermind.

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Donkey Kong on a "lap"top the size of 3 Britannica. It was magic.

I still watch Machinima and the great kodo song and cinematics with nostalgia. My alarms are wow soundtracks and I alternate my messages between between portal and the horde captured the flag sounds. Great times indeed.

There is something so freeing about not caring about what piss of management. The day I realize that being efficient and managing to meet crazy deadlines was not benefiting me in any way was like a gasp of air after drowning in the mindset that working hard will get you recognized. Instead, when I started to say no and not caring, I got a raise? Of course, ymmv.

“I will magnanimously cancel your pop pop membership and I’m happy to enroll your dog and you for our ash scattering program. The first hour is free and you can cancel anytime you want after only 45 years, even if Floofy dies, you can keep his membership as a souvenir. You’re welcome 🤗!”

It reminds me of that homeglow commercial where a lady brags about firing her old cleaning lady after using the service. Tone deaf and cruel, it’s astonishing that someone was like “yeah, that’s gonna make us look good”.

Or bring with you an urn, wether the victim is dead or not.

4 months only since diagnosis 🫢