Sausage

Yep, the big 'uns feel sinful, but if you shout “Turn away, Jesus!” before you eat it, it’s ok.

Oh, and Aldi’s Meatsters are superior to Pepperami in every way.

Smoking kills 8 million people worldwide every year. I think it’s worth pushing the alternatives.

Just think, somebody probably got paid to come up with that name. How do I get that job?

Did we really expect this to go any other way?