Not that bright, but REALLY cute.
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“Dogezone.” Completely normal. Everything’s fine.
What the heck is this nonsense.
fElon has to step down. He is a “special government employee” and limited to 130 days.
OfficeMonkeyto Television@lemm.ee•What are some lesser-known obscure TV series that went under the radar, that you would recommend?English5·25 days agoLORD Bowler.
The bill has a poison pill – it allows Trump to shift funding. So yes, judges on vacation bad, but the bill effectively authorizes the behavior of the meme department.
I had thought this was a photoshop. WTH.
OfficeMonkeyto Technology@lemmy.world•The Volkswagen ID. EVERY1 is an affordable EV for the massesEnglish1·2 months agoThe Lightning Bug.
OfficeMonkeyto tumblr@lemmy.world•The call is sat outside your house in an unmarked van like the FBI listening to the mob3·2 months agoI read this recently and was surprised how much I loved it.
Not in the US, but that LLM didn’t know that.
OfficeMonkeyto politics @lemmy.world•Trump fuels crazy D.C. plane crash theories with insult to Army pilots9·3 months agoI thankfully walked out of the room, but overheard part of a press conference where Trump was ladeling the blame on the FAA’s DEI policies; how the FAA was hiring disabled people and that lead to this crash.
I need to find an alternate radio station for my dog to listen to. No one should have to hear that bullshit.
OfficeMonkeyto News@lemmy.world•Trump seeks to block 'imminent' release of special counsel Jack Smith's report5·4 months agoCannon can because there are two non-dismissed cases that are referenced in the report.
The federal government is still pursuing those cases… Which is interesting, because if Trump did nothing wrong, there’s no case to pursue.
So, of course Cannon has blocked the release. At this point, Republicans win if they stall enough.
OfficeMonkeyto [Dormant, move to !television@lemm.ee] Shows and TV@lemm.ee•Who's an actor that was amazing in one or two projects, but hasn't gotten a show as good since to really shine?English151·4 months agoYeah, but Zachary Levi has also gone outspoken anti-vax and conservative-to-the-point-of-crazy.
Which is sad, because I loved him as Chuck but apparently failing to break out after Shazam went to his head.
OfficeMonkeyto And Finally...@feddit.uk•Vicar’s Santa sermon ‘ruins Christmas’ for sobbing school pupils14·4 months agoMy spouse and I opted not to tell our kid last year, with me not wanting to be the one to spoil it and her wanting to keep the magic “just one more year.”
This year was already too late. The kid got into an argument at school about whether or not Santa was real.
My spouse and I planned it all out, planned on going out to get a hot cocoa, etc., etc. Instead my kid sat ME down and said they wanted to ask me something. So I got stuck telling answering that Santa wasn’t real, but spun it that it was about learning to give without getting, and ended up pulling out Death’s SPEECH from Hogsfather about believing in big lies.
The kid mostly cared that they’d still get presents, so it was a bust.
OfficeMonkeyto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What was cancelled or discontinued that you wish wasn't or that they brought it back?7·5 months agoI still think about the episode where John walked into his stock trader and randomly bought rights to some kind of seafood (shrimp, I think), explains why, then sells it – at a huge profit. It was this little moment that explained why John could just “do stuff” and didn’t need a job.
Also, it made my hate working forever, but I don’t know enough to not have to. Yet.
… Bourbon??
My universe has just expanded.
OfficeMonkeyto Parenting@lemmy.world•Looking for advice/experience giving a gps smartwatch to an 8yo4·6 months agoI gave my at-the-time eight-year-old my older Ticwatch. They had no interest in the step tracking or even what time it was – they used sleep tracking as an excuse to wear the watch to bed and play games on it.
If the Syncup has some sort of parental controls, or if your child has some sort of impulse control, you might not suffer the same fate. BUT the question I’d ask is why a watch, smart or otherwise. Will the kid actually set and listen to alarms, do you want to be able to send them messages, have they benefitted from knowing what time it is? (parenting hard, I am not a professional, do what works for you and yours)
Small correction, only discovered when I moved across the country: there are two factories producing Girl Scout Cookies – and the recipes have overlap, but each production company has a few unique ones. So sometimes I have to order from my niece rather than my neighbor.
Some of them are the same everywhere, though.
Monster of the Week? Anything Powered by the Apocalypse is going to be much stronger in Game Master support and explanations than D&D. If you want something friendlier there are also games like Yazeba’s Bed and Breakfast that has no focus on combat. Wanderhome, as well – albeit that one isn’t modern. You’ve got a lot of options, don’t be fooled by Hasbro!
OfficeMonkeyto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What realistic tech do you think we'll have 10 years from now in 2034?1·8 months agoHate the idea of the former in a private setting, would like in a business setting. Absolutely adore the idea of directions (drove a car with a “heads up” display but it only integrated with the dreadful in-car navigation system and yet it was still awesome)… But player stats dangling over people’s heads? That maybe my kid without AR glasses wouldn’t be able to see and I could be the cool parent again? Awesome.
Base jumping. Funding is difficult, so the local water utility has started charging admission. €10 for access to the lines, and €20 to clip on.