I can make objects levitate, but it only works on birds.

It’s subscription only for now. A one time payment to go and free will be added.

There’s Noah way God would do something like that.

I found the DietPi OS to be great for getting a media server going. Alternatively, just install a lightweight OS, install docker, then set up Sonarr / Radarr / Prowlar / Overseerr (or Jellyseerr) / a torrent client / Jellyfin using docker. Make sure you transfer the OS off the memory card though, they eventually corrupt if you run the OS off them. Not sure about a remote, Plex let’s you use the android app to fling media to another Plex app on the same network, maybe Jellyfin has similar?