I wish I could ‘just buy beans’. I love beans, but beans don’t love me. One serving sees the skin on my palms cracking and bleeding. Several in a week and I’m a goddamned crusty walking rash all over. Sucks, bigtime.

Don’t forget NATO being headed up by many Nazi generals.

The punitive carceral “justice” system is no kind of justice.

Where’s my blowtorch?

Simple solution, buy a cow and a testing lab! (I’m glad I’m lactose intolerant right about now.)

Ah, I can understand that. Interface can make or break it for sure. I just play my guitars straight into a tube amp 99% though I use a piece of software to convert the guitar signal into MIDI for playing synths the other 1% of the time, so DJ equipment and workflow are outside my area of expertise. Just recall my friend doing DJ stuff and no one ever questioned the setup and everyone seemed to have a good time :)

Just install OpenBSD and be done with it.

Have you tried something like Mixx and a MIDI controller of some sort? I really don’t know all that much about the minutiae of DJing, but a friend used to DJ parties a lot with just his laptop and Mixx and that was like 20 years ago or somesuch.

In other news; water is thought to be wet.

Mofo probably hasn’t actually written his own posts since covfefe.

Dog Soldiers starring Dr. Who and Lucius Vorenus! LOL. The others are all good choices too.

Bum gun. Also, lol.

He makes music?

Species wise it looks like curly ash.

It’s not capitulation if you are one.

Sounded like a fun movie though. Heh.

Haven’t heard of any of those, but the titles indicate “must watch” status.

The prosperity and good memories he writes about were always built on the exploitation and outsourcing of misery to the rest of the world, not that there ever was a lack of it domestically.

Class of 1999 was pretty fun as I recall. Waxwork is classic!

That’s quite a list! A true connoisseur!