Yeah, but in metropolitan areas it’s straight-up dystopian

Yeah that’s terrifying.

I hoped I didn’t have to go outside. I don’t want to touch grass!!

I want to make hate.

Yeah. Like I think it’s weird to consider the power dynamic at play when only wealthy people can safely host, especially if you’re queer.

Or the way racist sexual stereotypes dehumanizes people of color.

Way ahead of you.

Forcing people back to work during the pandemic didn’t do it, taking part in genocide didn’t do it, but this skit is what will have Biden remembered as a villain.

No because you yelled at me.

but I like it when the punchline is followed by another joke name.

Jordan Peterson, Ben Shapiro, Matt Yglesias, and Aaron Sorkin.

I hate the capitalist tactic of selling a mixture of two or more products.

I’d rather have a jar of peanut butter and a jar of jelly than buy a jar of it premade. It’s all such lazy strategy to sell a novelty.

:Pelosi-Clap:

It sounds like your house guest gets back at themselves pretty regularly. I’m sure there’s nothing worse you can do to them that they won’t eventually do to themselves.

Biden is going to give Israel a billion dollars in weapons, but he’s not happy about it!

There is no need for leather in the world and the argument that buying secondhand is acceptable is bullshit.

The point isn’t that no additional animal died to make the garment. The point is that it’s fucked up to want to look like you’re wearing the skin of an animal.

Which is hard when there are whole cultures and subcultures based around the aesthetic of leather. It’s not something we need to hold onto and it’s okay to say that it was a part of history, but we have to let those things to move forward in collective liberation.

We can move from Leather Daddies to Denim Daddies.

Gilead could make PrEP freely available to people and reduce the transmission of HIV, but that wouldn’t be profitable.

Also hepatitis c is curable, but hell if the average person can afford it.

First as satire then as farce

I want Super January 6th so bad. I could see homelander giving out compound v to loyal chuds with a lot of them dying in stupid ways. But of course they’d still clap.

I want to see with laser eyes.

Being voiced by Danny Trejo helps.