I’m not

Righteous Gemstones (one of my favorite comedy shows of all time)

Brooklyn 99

Superstore

Community

The Good Place

Parks & Recreation

First thought!

That’s actually insane. I’d love to see it broken down by party affiliation as well.

Capitalist therapists be like:

If you go, bring ear protection for loud noises!

Without getting into too much detail, I experienced an incredibly traumatic event a few years ago. My biggest fear is having that event happen again.

What does it mean for Twitter to take out a loan to buy itself?

Wait, huh? So anyone can just print money by investing it? Or is it hypothetical money tied to the value of something?

Ohh, got it!

How much of each are we talking?

Same thought!

Almost like progressives have a point about stuff lol

I can never tell when people are doing this, and it’s really confusing to me. I wish more people would just say things outright!

This is a blatantly unhelpful answer.

do… do you not wash your hands?

Not quite. Brits don’t pronounce the R before a consonant, but the vowel will be more similar to the vowel in “paw” than in “ash.”

Infinite isn’t synonymous with all-encompassing; the decimal expansion of 1/3 will go on forever (0.3333333…), but it’s never going to contain a 4.

Absolutely amazing software, 10000/10

No, it’ll just balance on one of the edges instead of the face