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Cake day: March 17th, 2025

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  • Listen here, Jack. This ain’t Reddit. Back when I was on a modest vice president’s salary, I had to cook meth in the basement of the White House just to make ends meet. And even with the extra product I skimmed through 8 years of Obama’s presidency, I still had barely enough meth to stay awake through my own presidency later on.

    I don’t care if you make $30,000 a year or $300,000 a year, we gotta stick up for each other. And occasionally cook meth together.