The UK steps up to blow more meaningless hot air about climate goals they will entirely ignore the instant it causes any of their oligarchs to lose money

Powder by Jeff lait. I think you can get it at a website called zincland or something?

It’s an old school roguelike that absolutely slaps, though its gotten significantly harder to play since the wiki stopped being hosted

It’s part of the survey and mailing list all of their relationships receive the first time they wake up in OP’s bed

I gotta be honest, after reading the caption I was kinda hoping for the ripped lobster saying “observe” with a pocket knife shopped over the barbell

This ad targets women who are married to men who view women as property. Pick any 10 random towns off I-10 in Florida and see how women are treated there and you’ll understand how widespread of a problem this still is. It’s depressing that this ad needs to exist, but it does need to exist right now.

Sigh… unzips

The last 4 words of your post are my entire experience with that game lol

Actually this. One of the most meaningful relationships in my life is a woman who will sit in silence with me at the opposite end of the couch, some random nonsense on TV and we’re both just on our phones sharing memes with eachother. You don’t need to fill every moment of silence between people with words

I upgraded it to +3 as soon as I got it. I think I energized like 6 or 7 potions and scrolls, plus seeds and runestones to get there immediately

Congrats on the run! Looks like a strong build

I am a huge fan of that change so far. It makes the “choose 3 of 6” crystal chest rooms actually feel good early game before you have the inventory space for that many consumables

My parents had puppies when I was born and I used to roam around with them all day. The day lil baby me discovered that I could access the milkbone cupboard, we feasted like kings.

OP you have to be my favorite username to see on lemmy when I’m looking for a good entertaining post. Keep up the quality memes!

Hey, you’re insulting the precursor of the revered kekw, back before kekw and lol were two separate words

She is beautiful :) thanks for sharing

I get around this by setting my passwords to something easy to type like *******

Completely unrelated, does anybody know why my bank balance always goes back to 0 immediately after my paystubs are deposited?

I felt this way until the first time I had a tomato that had never been refrigerated. Turns out that the enzymes that make tomatos taste good denatures at fridge temps, and makes them taste like grainy mush. If you ever get a chance to try a fresh tomato, I can’t guarantee you’ll like it but I can guarantee it’s a significantly different taste and texture than the cold ruined tomatoes you find at a grocery store

I’m trying to remember the brainrot memes from my childhood but I can’t because I am le tired

The packets: “I want to get off Mr Bones’ wild ride”

Hell yeah! Can’t wait to see your post when you pull it off. I lost that freerunner on f23/24 to a misjudged blast wave that knocked me down the chasm into a big room with a scorpion out of vision. I still think it could be a winning seed if not for my skill issue lol