Bongino? WTF? That guy is the real world incarnate of the smooshed head wojack meme.

It’s fucking simple you dumb liberal. It’s Economics 101!!

They never even took Economics 101.

We’re gonna give $2000 Stimulus. *

*$2000 includes a previous $600 you already received before we made this pledge. This is not going to bite us in the ass at all.

It’s like these libs believe that Kamala [INSERT CURRENT DEM SLOP] is entitled to our vote.

Try some turpentine Tommy!

Mark Cuban is a business genius because he sold all of his Yahoo! stock before it fell off a cliff. He probably saw where things were going after they acquired a bullshit company for $5.7 billion.

Of course, he was the guy that sold them the $5.7 billion bullshit company so he had some obvious clues.

I spent way too much of my life beating up on myself for never completing higher education before truly understanding this truth.

What STILL blows me away is that Rush had a B.Sc in Aerospace Engineering from Princeton, yet ignored the obvious problems with a carbon fiber hull on a submersible that were easily explained by a former truck driver.

Me: “Damn, did Dan Quayle die, I don’t remember that…”

*checks Google which confirms he is still alive.

Me: “RIP, Mr Potatoe. You really stuck it to Murphy Brown.”

Meanwhile the same chuds post FB/IG rage memes about how genZers being millionaires from OF or drug dealing while they have to work for a living only to throw money at this vaporware.

Hillary: “Wow, we barely beat Bernie in the primary when he shouldn’t have even taken us to Iowa, and only using dirty tricks. Something is really going on with the left in this cycle. I’m going to have to consider my VP pick carefully in a way that expresses that I’m ready to look past our different views and build a coalition…” “Pfft, J/K!! Here’s Tim “Pro Life” Kaine! Don’t like it!? STFU Bitches!”

If this keeps up, Churchill is going to send the army into Wales again.

If you were old enough to play this game when it was new (arcade), then you were already an adult when it went down live.

I didn’t think that The Last Jedi was all that bad. (For a Star Wars movie)

Oooh, you’re a Havard grad who ran with McKinsey before you ran Sony. Yes, tell me more about “that’s life”.

Right this way to the , sir!

…We have Kelly at home.

Wait till they find out that it’s the staff stealing all the shit and not the customers. Then wait until they find out that all the staff that are ripping the place off are all in management.

Oh geezus, my assumption that this was a bit was destroyed after looking through the comment history. It’s either fully lib, or the greatest kayfabe that Hexbear has ever seen.