Heh heh…

Both of them looking at each other like “I’m going to take this rube to the cleaners”

Lol oh shit I had one too! My cheap dad refused to pay for an ipod, so we had a rotation of off brand mp3 players

I test drove a 2024 Prius and the amount of screen was not preferable. I especially didn’t like that the car reads speed limit signs, displays them on the dash, then turns red if you exceed that speed. I know I’m speeding, car, fuck off.

Bought a 2013 Mazda with dumb features (but with Bluetooth) and it’s just right

Twitch is cool

California condor at Big Sur

I pat and thank the car whenever I realize we’ve been on the road for hours with no issues

In a three week span I got stung by yellow jackets on the same part of my foot while walking by the same neighbor’s yard (I was also wearing the same shoe/sock combo). It hurt like shit the first time and way less the second (first attacker got in more stings and bites, the little shit). It got all swollen and hot both times and now, two days in, is so fucking ITCHY. Benadryl pills and spray help a lot. First as tragedy,

Moisturize me

$1k butterfly fade knife and default gloves

my guess is he’s trying to glob onto Lower Decks’ success