He’s fuckable if you wanna fuck him!

Just for some amount of levity, a tale of Halloween past: the year one of my friends dressed in a banana costume and threw bananas at people while another friend dressed as a gorilla and chased him and we all drunkenly chortled

So fucking perfect

I don’t think the Nazis were as cry bullyish as Zionists (it’s difficult to be)

I remember from the book Volokolamsk Highway that the author emphasized at several points that damn near every nazi soldier who was wounded even slightly would stop fighting and just scream at the top of their lungs until evacuated. This was contrasted against Soviet soldiers continuing to fight when wounded and suffering in silence so as not to reveal their positions. Not that this disproves your statement at all, it just makes me chuckle and kind of reminded me of that is all

It’s like she used a monkey’s paw to wish to win, then tried to use it again to cancel out the horrible unintended consequences, leading to more drastic consequences. Somehow the paw has more fingers than can be counted and she won’t stop trying

Please let this become a new election time tradition

I’ve seen so many weird custom made yard signs this year. Most of them are for actual candidates or at least the party generally, but several are just (trying to be) funny spoofs. The best one I’ve seen so far is “I’M AN ASSHOLE! Not running for anything, just wanted my own sign” which is so dumb it caught me off guard

You are my hero

“NO ONE MAY FUCK MY STRANGE GUESTS!” is one of my favorite lines in any media, ever

My condolences for your poor heart, for being so very on fire

Except the one who survived, and then got shot by a landowner who thought he was trespassing

Imagine the chud rage if China actually started buying US real estate en masse the way they already think is happening

Also in the movie one of the main characters has a very racist nickname that they all insist on using

“Oh geez, sorry didn’t mean to interrupt!”

Also applies to accidentally disturbing a cat while they’re licking their butt, when they look up and give you the withering stare

This and the reactions to the Jackson State University massacre were exactly what I was thinking of

Lol you got me

Boys will be boys

It’d be so easy to convince an American audience that the state doing this to people is perfectly fine and nothing to worry about. Literally just lie and say someone in the crowd fired a shot at police first and after a few hours of shocked confusion fox news would have 1/3 of Americans begging the national guard to go back and finish the job

I want to emphasize that this was the most platonic underpants thumb wrestling you can imagine. Get your mind out of the gutter!