Boot problems are really tricky to fix on the computer that’s having them.

If any of your other OS’s still boot, then use them to download a live ISO of your preferred linux distro, and write it to a USB stick.

Then you can diagnose the problem using a new boot environment that doesn’t rely on the main disk.

You can’t take three from two,
Two is less than three,
So you look at the four in the tens place.
Now that’s really four tens,
So you make it three tens,
Regroup, and you change a ten to ten ones,
And you add them to the two and get twelve,
And you take away three, that’s nine.
Is that clear?

Tom Lehrer, “New Math”

So do I! When I saw that 9 stealing a 1 and becoming a 10, I thought “Wait… These are electrons. This is chemistry. That 9 is a halogen!”

Jesse, we need to cook!

Closely related to that:

JD Vance, is that you?

• “Gentlemen, your verdict” by Michael Bruce - trolley problem on a submarine (attention: weird vertical formatting)
• “Just Lather, That’s All” by Hernando Téllez" - a barber during a civil war

The second one actually gave me half of a mental breakdown, but not because it was too violent for me.
One analysis that I read made the exact opposite conclusion that I made, and it showed me this: in the subject of English, two diametrically opposed points can both be equally correct! Nothing is fixed! Reality is mutable!

Also The Lottery, The Veldt, Harrison Bergeron (which others have already mentioned)

Could have just said man instead of ma’am. They sound almost the same.

Was this article generated by AI?

Those forward wing things are called canards. 3 modern fighters have them.

• Saab Gripen: grey, delta wings, single engine, rectangular side intakes.
• Dassault Rafale: grey, delta wings, twin engine, round side intakes and fixed fuel probe. Only fighter known to defeat the F-22 in simulated combat.
• Eurofighter Typhoon: grey, delta wings, twin engine, rectangular lower intakes.

is fox? or is snake?

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Found it, it’s Ripple Dot Zero

https://www.rippledotzero.com/

But how can a healing crystal cause skin cancer? The sun is a deadly laser, after all…

unless it’s also a laser crystal! Gotcha, Illuminati!

Don’t tell me you still believe in oxygen! The sun is made of phlogiston, so it instantly ignites. Since there’s no air in space for the phlogiston to saturate into, it can keep burning for millions of years!

I do not want your stupid app.
I will not use this siloed crap.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
I do not want this mobile spam!

Why are there so many question marks??? That’s not how questions work??????

No? What does Mr. Rogers have to do with leopards? Tigers I can see, but these aren’t those.

Still faster than Windows

It’s very energizing too