I’m back! In Hexbear form!
Ah, but you’re not thinking like a grifter!
Picture this: Fluoride water that sells itself as “showing those stupid republicans” the fluoride wouldn’t be the actual main selling point, it would be so a person can loudly announce what kind of person they are (a smug liberal)
Damn, this list is gold.
Good thing they’ll be facing harsh consequences for this and ICE’s policies will be under strict review and revision due to this and many similar incidents, right? 
Whew! Good thing I’m not American!
South Park is an “adult” animated cartoon created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone, two libertarians who have a “everything is dumb and caring about things is stupid” approach to politics and life in general. South Park often met controversy for its crude humour, and as a result, was very popular with teenage boys who uncritically adopted the smug nihilist attitudes of its creators. You could think of it kind of like the proto-Rick and Morty if that helps.
His lib persona is actually crazy good deep cover satire, so much so that he himself doesn’t even know he is doing satire.
Toss a coin to your Game Developer?
In Texas at least, the vast majority of CWD positives come from breeding farms/game ranches that sell cervids to other locations to hunt/increase their herds. Something like 80% of all positives come from game ranches or places w a high fenced boundary (game fence - you can tell a game breeding facility by their fences, typically 10-15’ high when the surrounding properties will only have a couple strands of barbed wire 3-4’ off the ground on some old salt cedar posts.) Its in 30 of the 254 counties in Texas as of early 2024 IIRC. It only took three years to get from the Hueco Mountains near El Paso, to Bexar County/San Antonio in the south of Texas. Three fucking years.
So they don’t even actually hunt wild game? It’s game bred in a farm released with no survival skills (and therefore easily “hunted”)
This is probably the most American thing I’ve ever heard, fake astroturf rugged individualism and frontiersmanship.
US would probably use that as a pretense for letting the nukes fly tbh.
I sometimes wish I lived in the world these libs live in. Where the bad guys are all obviously identifiable and easily stopped, and our helpful media tells us what to think and never has ulterior motives, where simply demanding something hard enough makes it magically come true.
Less than 25% of Americans admitted to gooning for more than ten minutes continuously.
Part of the point of anti com propaganda is the terrible quality. If you teach everyone from a young age absurd, unrealistically and insultingly stupid ideas about your enemies, they will no longer be living in reality. Their experience of what they have been told about the world will be so far removed from how anything actually happened that they won’t ever be able to connect back to reality. They won’t be able to actually spot patterns of behaviour in their own leadership and capitalist class, and will be completely unable of understanding what to do about it in the slim chance they do notice something is horrifically wrong. Look at all the “left lib” types who understand something is wrong, but are so indoctrinated that they can’t even imagine a world without capitalism, at best they can imagine a world where the boot of capital doesn’t press down as hard on them specifically.
Private dentist lobby must be laughing their asses off at how much money they’ll be raking in from this.
I think this is why “weird” got under their skin so much. It’s simple, effective and to the point.
“Yet you live in society, curious.” ass take.
I know of like, one couple, and their life is full of stress from all of the couples they know who are unhappy and making it everyone else’s problem.
Turns out when the artist has a passion and an interesting idea (i.e. POC doing something cool) and the client says “no” they just do the bare minimum needed to technically complete the job.
This really isn’t what I needed to hear right now.