He steals and eats orc babies.

Anal beads

So earth is a pot forgotten by God which will boil over? Sounds plausible.

pi = e = 3

Yes, but for justice they would have had to arrest half of Germany and find prison guards that do not sympathise with the prisoners, so 99% foreigners. It was just impossible without Germany collapsing. And they probably wanted to avoid another treaty of Versailles.

Why care if humans go extinct?

What about genocide as a cure?

May I introduce you to Linux?

That’s the point. He says it is bullshit, because turtles HAVE noses and not those weird sensors the original commentor was describing.

Eugenics

Laughs in NewPipe

Just google AO3 hacker attack, it isn’t hard. https://news.yahoo.com/archive-own-back-online-massive-213000040.html https://mashable.com/article/ao3-archive-of-our-own-ddos-attack-offline-fanfiction

Here. Have another one.

Gets one-shotted by the exact same move as in the 12 tries before