“I matter” lol good one

The movement itself is, but the hat itself technically won’t kill you.

Y’all are having happy memories?

I love this idea! I’m going to look into this and see what I can find!

I like the idea of stickers, and most of the fun of having them is imagining all the fun and cool places I might put them, like on my car, phone, laptop, coffee mug, game consoles and controllers, mirrors, desk, stereo system, fridge, tool cases and cabinets, etc.

Immediately after fantasizing, I think about what will happen to that sticker, should that item ever need replacing. I’ll either keep the item so I don’t lose the sticker, which leads to hoarding and cluttering, or I’ll have to throw it away which leads to me having to scramble to find a store that sells the same sticker, which more often than not, is impossible to find.

It’s better I just don’t use them and keep them tucked away.

Hate to break it to you, but it’s actually illegal to kill people and he got away with doing it twice. I’m not happy about it, but he’s not going to be touched for this comment, I promise you.

He should be serving consecutive live sentences, but instead he was given a platform to speak on and became a poster child for conservative values.

The American “justice” system is a joke and a farce.

I get that part, but why does Homer have that dark area over his face?

Can someone explain what is going on here?

Doctors/Scientists: “Please do not X, it is bad for you and your health”

Republicans: takes X, grinds it up and mixes into cocaine and gunpowder, does lines of it off of an M-16 assault rifle while flipping everyone off the whole time. Dies horribly as a result

Doctors/Scientist: “…why…”

Relative of dead Republican: “I’m so proud of my relative. They lived their truth and chose to be free of the tyrannical ‘so-called’ modern sciences like a true red/white/blue blooded American should” fires gun into the sky. Learns zero lessons

They just want closure and for something to blame without actually tackling the real problem, gun control, which will never happen because ‘murica. They’d never get anywhere if they tried.

I’ve been an Xbox fan for a long time and 3 months ago my GamePass Ultimate subscription ran out. Been pondering buying up another 3 years to continue it since Hellblade 2 is coming out this month. This recent fiasco has changed my opinion of Xbox and I will no longer be supporting Xbox as I have been. Might buy a month membership just to play Hellblade for less than the actual price of the game, but otherwise I’m done. Fuck them

No, that URL is https://store.steampowered.com/games/

I just want to find Judy’s eggs 😩

Stop talking to people and drink alcohol, got it

Seriously. How do you not look at this face and think he doesn’t drink and bathe in the blood of children

Shampain

I appreciate the effort of this meme, but if I might offer a nitpick. Leon and Mr. X should be swapped in the final image

Use my own condom because I’d never trust a crazy woman to not have tampered with them

Uhhhhhhhhhh…. ummmmm…. Yeah… I got nothin’

She did, but things grew awkward after they went to the hospital.