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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 年前

Giant cabbage already in hand

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Giant cabbage already in hand

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 年前
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  • Even_Adder@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I thought the bread and cheese were atop a huge bologna slice, going by the thumbnail.

    • GBU_28@lemm.ee
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      In what way are you incorrect

      • sverit@feddit.de
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        I think (hope) it’s a plate?

    • LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz
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      Im still not sure it isn’t.

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    frank what are u eating

    a hoagie

    frank you are just jamming random meats and cheeses into your mouth

    I like to make it in my mouth, it tastes better

    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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      Spoken like a true hamster

    • Zoop@beehaw.org
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      This pops into my head every single time I eat just loose slices of random meats and cheeses…which is, apparently, a lot.

      • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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        … it happened to me too, then I went and boiled myself some eggs.

        That reminds me, I’m out of ham, pineapple, & rum …

        • XTornado@lemmy.ml
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          That reminds me, I’m out of ham, pineapple, & rum …

          But we’ll hoist the Jolly Roger,

          and the adventure’s just begun,

          With cutlasses and cannons,

          we’ll seize a treasure’s sum,

          In this pirate’s life we lead,

          under the golden sun!

  • dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee
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    To be pedantic, I don’t really see Skyrim NPCs eat weird meals, but as the main character, I’ve regularly gobbled down 3 sacks of flour and a wheel of cheese mid combat.

    • ShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      3 sacks of flour

      Nobody can hurt me if I’m incredibly dry

  • vynlwombat@lemmy.world
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    Project zomboid enters the chat

    • Fraylor@lemm.ee
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      You saying you don’t eat two sticks of butter, a whole ham, and wash it down with three tubs of melted ice cream?

      • kingthrillgore@lemmy.ml
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        I just need to get rid of lanky goddamnit

        He says as he drinks two bottles of olive oil that took three in game weeks to find

      • ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
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        You mean ice cream soup.

  • _number8_@lemmy.world
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    objective quality of life downgrade that a good loaf of bread and some butter would be a wholesome meal for a young knight roaming the countryside; yet today it is slovenly

    • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world
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      I would say it’s the opposite actually.

      People in medieval times would kill for the average person’s spice rack nowadays.

  • general_kitten@sopuli.xyz
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    bread and cheese is perfectly good food

    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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      It’s missing some lubricant though

      • Leviathan@lemmy.world
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        You’ll find that if your bread and cheese actually taste good your mouth has a tendency to create its own lubricant. The brick cheddar and supermarket bread pictured here probably don’t make thrown though.

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        depends on the kind of cheese and how you consume them

        for example cream cheese is good and also cheese soup is surprisingly good

  • Agent641@lemmy.world
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    Really good fresh bread can be amazing just on its own, or with some butter or olive oil.

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    Hell yeah! Add a whole salami and an apple, and you got a picinic

  • mayo
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    Nothing wrong with simple recipes!

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    Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll

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    Is Skyrim dinner the gamer version of ‘girl dinner’? 🤔

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    Looks like something you’d see at a bougie restaurant labelled as a deconstructed grilled cheese

    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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      Ah yes deconstructed meals, my favourite genre of food.

  • slem@lemm.ee
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    Is that a piece of plywood

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOP
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      For the fiber

    • Squirrel@thelemmy.club
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      Looks like a brick of Colby Jack cheese.

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        Of all the things that looks like, cheese is down near OSB and Jupiter

        • Squirrel@thelemmy.club
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          Looks like a brick of Colby Jack cheese in the US.

  • gornar@lemmy.world
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    Cheese on Bread - Shuffle Demons

    https://youtu.be/1PhLz-PWmWY

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  • kingthrillgore@lemmy.ml
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    Can confirm I just ate a thing of pasta with butter, salt, and pepper

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOP
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      I mean, that just sounds like an excellent meal to me.

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