E: sorry, I realize this isn’t actually a meme. I meant to post to /c/shitpost, but since this is already at 100 upvotes, I’m going to leave it.

It’s ok. You don’t have to comment that this is the wrong sub for this; I’ve got you covered.

  • Etterra@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    Those ambulatory kickballs are a damned nuisance. Pro tip: never stop your car when they’re crossing the street unless they have young with them. Just slow down to idle speed and creep forward. They’re stupid, but not suicidal, and we’ll get out of the fucking way.

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      7 months ago

      and we’ll get out of the fucking way.

      This guy is a goose confirmed.