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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

    • cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Hey I have seen these same lines somewhere on Lemmy itself.

      • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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        It’s one of them fancy copy pastas!

        • cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de
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          I like some good pastas

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    Too late

  • harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Don’t tell me how to live my life! You’re not even my real dad!

    • thesporkeffect@lemmy.world
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      This is my default response to nearly any non sequitur

    • Raiderkev@lemmy.world
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      Damn, I came to say pretty much verbatim this. It’s blowing my mind that we had the exact same thought at roughly the exact same time

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        That’s easy to explain, you’re both the same LLM we’ve given slightly different prompts to.

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          Fuck, am I skynet?

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    You’re not the boss of me.

    • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
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      You right now:

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        whos jake and wheres he off to

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          Jake the Trouser Snake

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    Derrick comedy, nice

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      Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

      nice

      Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

      I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

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    Instantly ejaculated the second I saw the image.

    I guess that means I followed the rule?

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  • GrymEdm@lemmy.world
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    Is this the origin of your username? Did someone ask you if you found the pear sexiest?

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    Try me

  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    Or in it, if you know whats good for you

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    Tell that to Tucker Carlson

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      The fruit bowl has become too androgynous due to the woke agenda. Bananas used to wear stilettos, now they look like this!

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    Deal.

  • Certainly_No_Brit@discuss.tchncs.de
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    https://piped.video/watch?v=xdfMu77sYH4

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