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Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world ·
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Just lie still and stay calm. Dont worry, this won't hurt me a bit

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Just lie still and stay calm. Dont worry, this won't hurt me a bit

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Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world ·
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    And they give you a lead vest to cover Your balls, but nothing to cover your head.

    • Neon 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇪🇺🏳️‍⚧️🇹🇼🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈@lemmy.world
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      It’s actually really logical.

      Your Balls constantly store and generate new DNA, which can easily be destroyed by X-Rays. Your Brain doesn’t really.

      So your Balls are really vulnerable to X-Ray, while your brain isn’t

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        Also: where pee is stored. And we can’t be irradiating that, or have we so soon forgotten?

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          The last thing we want is a repeat of the Night of the Living Piss

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      Gotta protect vital organs.

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      deleted by creator

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        Think of the children!

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      Bones block x rays better than the thin skin around your nuts

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        That’s why I had a scrotal bone installed. Pure lead. My balls is like Magneto down there.

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      I recently got my hips xrayed and I got zero protection for the boys.

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      Because X-ray can not penetrate bones?

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        But can it penetrate boners?

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          It depends how hard boners are.

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        What about squishy, juicy eyeballs? Or the back of your throat, for dental X-rays?

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