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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Anon is in love

sh.itjust.works

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Anon is in love

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • smoothbrain coldtakes@lemmy.ca
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    If she’s not running locally she’s not your gf.

    • Sal@aussie.zone
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      Care to explain these open ports?? I’m waiting!

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        It was nothing more than a handshake, I swear!

        • Pennomi@lemmy.world
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          Something something “man in the middle”

          • Sal@aussie.zone
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            I operate on zero trust

            • Hupf@feddit.de
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              https://xkcd.com/177/

            • jaybone@lemmy.world
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              You bastion!

          • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe
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            Something something Middle-Out compression

        • Crack0n7uesday@lemmy.world
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          It was a three way handshake and that’s what got you in trouble.

    • _Gandalf_the_Black_@feddit.de
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      This is the most Feddit response, I love it

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      Our gf

      • ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml
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        The people’s girlfriend

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      Whore! How many guys is she dating

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