BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · 8 months agoArizona State Senator Leads Prayer In Tongues On Floor Before Abortion Ruling.www.huffpost.comexternal-linkmessage-square122fedilinkarrow-up1550arrow-down112file-text
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minus-squareBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down4·8 months agoI go to a progressive church. We laugh at this kind of shit. It’s such a joke.
minus-squareEntropywins@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up33arrow-down19·8 months agoAnd the rest of us laugh at you guys who think a progressive church is any less batshit crazy than speaking in tongues.
minus-squareTelodzrum@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down14·8 months agoIt must be reassuring to see the world in simple absolutes.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·7 months ago It must be reassuring to see the world in simple absolutes. Jesus sure did: Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because they have not believed in the name of God’s one and only Son. – John 3:18
minus-squareafraid_of_zombies@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down2·8 months agoDo you also go to a diet Jesus church?
minus-squareAniki 🌱🌿@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down3·7 months agoYeah like “sky daddy helps me!”
minus-squareAniki 🌱🌿@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down6·7 months agoA progressive church is one where we light it on fire. That’s progress!
I go to a progressive church. We laugh at this kind of shit. It’s such a joke.
And the rest of us laugh at you guys who think a progressive church is any less batshit crazy than speaking in tongues.
It must be reassuring to see the world in simple absolutes.
Jesus sure did:
– John 3:18
Do you also go to a diet Jesus church?
I don’t get it.
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Yeah like “sky daddy helps me!”
A progressive church is one where we light it on fire. That’s progress!