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minus-squareAdmiral Patrick@dubvee.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up148arrow-down1·9 months agoYeah, and witches cursed my pants to not fit anymore. NOT all the non-stop sitting and snacking. Definitely witches.
minus-squareZeroCool@slrpnk.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up82·9 months agoA witch turned me into a newt.
minus-squarefsxylo@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·9 months agoWe thought you was a toad.
Yeah, and witches cursed my pants to not fit anymore. NOT all the non-stop sitting and snacking. Definitely witches.
A witch turned me into a newt.
A newt?!
…I got better
He got better.
We thought you was a toad.
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