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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk · 1 year ago

This whole place is interesting but photo number 25 of the bathroom is the kicker.

www.zillow.com

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This whole place is interesting but photo number 25 of the bathroom is the kicker.

www.zillow.com

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk · 1 year ago
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    Dude, 4 beds, 3 baths, 2,834 sq ft, for $259,900?! My stupid house is 2 bed, 2 bath 1,500 sq ft and it cost me $300,000. I don’t give a damn about that garbage bathroom, I’d buy the shit outta that house

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      But you’d have to live in Iowa.

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        angry slipknot noises

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          Doom dabp a doom bah diggadigga.

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            Bruh that’s Korn

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              …oh yeah… Bakersfield isn’t in Iowa? >.>

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        Ah good point. Nevermind then.

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        Not just in Iowa, but in Marshall Town, the largest small town an hour away from a metro area in central Iowa.

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      My thought too. Almost made me try to finally figure out where Iowa actually is.

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      If you do make sure to take more pictures of that tub for me.

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      there’s lots of more affordable housing in less popular places. this is nothing new.

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      The biggest problem with this house is that it is located in Iowa. If this place was in DC or NYC or Seattle, they’d slap some paint on it and list it for $800k

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      That’s about £206,000. That wouldn’t buy you my 2 bedroom 1 bathroom mid-terrace house here. And by wouldn’t buy I mean you’d be around £100k short. Different fucking worlds.

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