MUSKEGON, MI—Letting out an emphatic sigh as the boy began crying, local dad Harry Moran reportedly lost his patience Wednesday after providing his child with several continuous seconds of emotional support. “Oh, come on, are we still talking about this? I just said I was proud of you, for God’s sake!” the 44-year-old…
They should’ve said “tired” instead of “outdated”, but otherwise I agree with them: The Onion should do better than basic stereotypes. I mean, unless there’s some bad dad news I’ve missed that’d make the parody more timely and creative, but…