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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

Dad Loses Patience After Providing Several Seconds Of Emotional Support

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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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MUSKEGON, MI—Letting out an emphatic sigh as the boy began crying, local dad Harry Moran reportedly lost his patience Wednesday after providing his child with several continuous seconds of emotional support. “Oh, come on, are we still talking about this? I just said I was proud of you, for God’s sake!” the 44-year-old…
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    Guilty, I’m working on it, sorry.

    • Chuymatt@beehaw.org
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      sigh same…

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        Yea. this is a big reason why I am not interested in having kids. I would be terrible at dealing with all that stuff because people getting emotional stresses me out and I don’t know what to do to help. I am broken and and I don’t want to inflict that on anyone else.

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          Therapy is hard, but amazing.

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            Therapy? And kids? In this economy?

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        Me too, it’s big of you both to admit.

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