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minus-squarelennybird@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 年前urine is a fantastic nitrogen fertilizer bonemeal for phosphorus wood-ash for potassium. Probably not concentrated enough to work on an industrial scale, but probably on smaller communal farms.
minus-squareFiniteBanjolinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down3·1 年前Yeah if you turn people who die into fertilizer and process all of their excrement you can probably sustain the fields they eat from. Can’t argue with that.
minus-squareFiniteBanjolinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·1 年前I want to become del monte corn after I die, unironically.
minus-squareKillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.comBannedlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 年前i feel like you could just eat people at that point. That might do something, idk.
minus-squareFiniteBanjolinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·1 年前Nah unfortunately that causes various Neurological and Endocrinal disorders. It has to be cured and processed to a high degree, first.
minus-squareKillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.comBannedlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 年前damn, the human body already thought of that one. What a meta.
minus-squareFiniteBanjolinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·1 年前Moreso just a consequence of trying to consume a thing that is nearly identical to your own flesh.
minus-squarehungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·1 年前Nobody said anything about using dead people as fertiliser?
minus-squareFiniteBanjolinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·1 年前I did, what is the source of your confusion?
minus-squarehungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 年前Lennybird didn’t, you just ripped it out of the blue.
minus-squareFiniteBanjolinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·1 年前Therefor it was established that composting humans was a potential solution.
minus-squarehungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 年前https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cattle You were the first one in this conversation to imply that the bone meal would come from humans.
urine is a fantastic nitrogen fertilizer
bonemeal for phosphorus
wood-ash for potassium.
Probably not concentrated enough to work on an industrial scale, but probably on smaller communal farms.
Yeah if you turn people who die into fertilizer and process all of their excrement you can probably sustain the fields they eat from. Can’t argue with that.
I’d actually be totally fine with this.
I want to become del monte corn after I die, unironically.
i feel like you could just eat people at that point. That might do something, idk.
Nah unfortunately that causes various Neurological and Endocrinal disorders. It has to be cured and processed to a high degree, first.
damn, the human body already thought of that one. What a meta.
Moreso just a consequence of trying to consume a thing that is nearly identical to your own flesh.
Nobody said anything about using dead people as fertiliser?
I did, what is the source of your confusion?
Lennybird didn’t, you just ripped it out of the blue.
Bones come from animals, you know?
Yes, and?
Therefor it was established that composting humans was a potential solution.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cattle
You were the first one in this conversation to imply that the bone meal would come from humans.
Oops, soylent green path.
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