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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

You weirdos

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You weirdos

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"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works
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    Maybe we’re just really tired

    • nexguy@lemmy.world
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      That’s JUST what someone who sleeps in jeans would say.

    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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      Yeah, I can fall asleep pretty much anywhere wearing anything. That being said, unless there’s a good reason not to, I fail to understand why anyone wouldn’t sleep nude. No clothing is more comfortable than nude, and don’t say warmth because that’s what blankets are for.

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        I can usually stand wearing underwear to bed, but not pants or shirt. Naked is great though.

      • Baŝto@discuss.tchncs.de
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        warmth 😃

        During sleep I can’t ensure to be stay covered with a blanket. Though lower half nude would work better than upper half nude. If my arms get cold, I‘ll get ill. With a sleeping bag it might work.

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    Being able to take advantage of napportunities is a superpower, not a wierdity.

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    Sleeping in jeans makes me horny. I’m not even joking. I’m being serious.

    • Dr. Coomer@lemmy.world
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      Thanks for sharing.

      • UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee
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        You’re welcome ;)

    • lugal@sopuli.xyz
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      I don’t mean this in a negative sense, you do you, but this sounds like a fetish to me?

      • UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee
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        More like a kink

        • lugal@sopuli.xyz
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          Thanks! I didn’t know the difference

    • Jax@sh.itjust.works
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      But… why?

      • UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee
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        No idea. The tight/snug + hard-ish fabric probably?

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          I don’t know how to ask my next question without being crass, but I’m trying.

          Whatcha workin’ with in those jeans? I ask because all I can think of is pinching and periods of pants tightening uncomfortably.

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            Whatcha workin’ with in those jeans

            Like what do I have down there? Got a dick. But naah, after a lil bit of pondering, it’s prolly my chastity kink. I’ve always liked snug stuff. So I dunno ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

  • DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works
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    I’ve slept in jeans many a time. Never while sober, though.

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    So it’s the middle of the night, your house is on fire, do you really want the firemen to see you in your PJs or a nice fitting pair of jeans?

    • brb@sh.itjust.works
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      I sleep naked to assert dominance

      • ItsAFake@lemmus.org
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        Their hose is bigger.

    • TheHarpyEagle@lemmy.world
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      As a nude sleeper, I’ve honestly thought about this. In my head, I have an action plan for grabbing my robe on such an occasion.

  • Spraynard Kruger@lemmy.world
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    Nothing like jrifting off into jream land in my jeans

  • TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee
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    It all depends on your tiredness and blood alcohol level.

  • WarmSoda@lemm.ee
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    Sometimes you have to sleep in whatever you’re wearing, and wherever you are.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    Good jeans are like a second skin. You shouldn’t notice them at all.

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      This guy wears skin pants.

  • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I am so sleep deprived I can literally fall asleep anywhere. “Sleeping in jeans” doesn’t count when it’s a 30 minute power nap on one of the cafeteria benches

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    If you can’t sleep in them, they’re probably ill fitting or bad quality. A good pair of jeans that fit well are really comfortable.

  • A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world
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    I used to do this when I was in school so I didn’t have to get dressed in the morning

  • Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world
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    You guys can’t sleep in jeans? From my perspective, you are the weirdos.

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    I was sleeping in jeans. I sensed a disturbance in the force so I logged into lemmy and saw this. Im going back to sleep with my jeans still on so later fuckers.

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    Jeans are comfy, and I hate the sensation of too much air on my bare legs. And no, the blankets aren’t enough, it needs to be pants, and almost all my pants are jeans.

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      I don’t own any jeans but I feel very similar and always wear pants when I sleep.

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