“I wouldn’t call myself a hero, per se. I just did what any competent chemist would’ve done. The only hard part was developing a poison that would kill Godzilla fairly soon after he ate the gorilla, but which wouldn’t kill the ape before he could waddle out there, covered in BBQ sauce. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to get to work on my next video, where I’ll be turning medium-viscosity motor oil into imitation maple syrup.” - NileRed, savior of Tokyo
Later:
“I wouldn’t call myself a hero, per se. I just did what any competent chemist would’ve done. The only hard part was developing a poison that would kill Godzilla fairly soon after he ate the gorilla, but which wouldn’t kill the ape before he could waddle out there, covered in BBQ sauce. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to get to work on my next video, where I’ll be turning medium-viscosity motor oil into imitation maple syrup.” - NileRed, savior of Tokyo