• THE_ANTIHERO
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    9 months ago

    Ah yes jesus has to pay rent to stay in heaven amd its inflation up there or does it cost a lot to travel between heaven and earth anyways help the guy out people

    • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      Look, he has a big inheritance, and all that, but it’s all tied up in legal fees, see. But one day soon? He’ll become the rightful king and stuff, but I. The meantime, he really needs the 500 social security check.

      And if you refuse you and your kids and grandkids are going to hell.

      But don’t worry, soon as he gets enough he’ll make you rich!