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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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    Now can they put an even tinier gun inside the pistol though?

    • Mister Neon@lemmy.world
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      The pistol grip is a derringer.

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        and inside that is one of those tube single shot in a pen james bond type of thing.

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        There is only one correct place for a derringer to be holstered, and that is between the massive boobs of a wild west brothel madam

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          That’s way too cumbersome. I have to take a buxom wench with me everywhere just to defend myself?? And I have to pull my gun from between her boobs? I’ll just grow em myself at that point.

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            Maybe this is why a lot of the people way into self protection are gravy seals. They’re just trying to grow a place to hide their derringer.

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            I’ll just grow em myself at that point.

            So that’s why they keep putting estrogen in all the food. Thanks for letting me know.

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          The singin’ and dancin’ girl gets one tucked in a garter as well.

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      Apparently there is a world war I gun that was given to snipers that apparently is small enough to hide in your mouth. I hope it had a safety.

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      push a button on the side and a dagger pops out the top

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