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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 1 year ago

the sensory biology of plants

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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 1 year ago
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    Bro, not only are they sentient, the trees fucking hate us. Allergies aren’t just something that happens as a quirk of evolution. Those trees are filling the air with their jizz in a coordinated effort to take us out bro. The trees are trying to kill us bro.

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        Yes. Is that dent where Vader’s executor crashed into it?

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        You still deliver…

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          Pew pew

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      M Night Shyamalan did a documentary on this I think

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        Name ?

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          I’m making a joke about The Happening, friend. It’s a movie where plants make people kill themselves. Sorry to disappoint

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            Huh no prob

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      Considering what we do to them, they have every right to defend themselves.

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      As an asthmatic hay-fever sufferer, fuck yeah - you’re onto something!

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      There’s a theory that allergies are getting worse due to an imbalance of gender selection when planting trees in urban environments. Here is some additional context.

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