The audible report of your pee smashing into the free-floating thin stainless steel is desirable in the way that it informs others you are sink pissing. The ceramic bowl preference shown in this community is a sign of cowardice and shame in one’s true self.

It has the added benefit of scaring away predators and attracting sexual partners.

Piss proud. Piss loud.

  • TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOP
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    8 months ago

    You are one of the cowards, the stench of fear pours out of your very presence.

    I am mighty and I am practically drowning in strange your feeble mind would certainly stroke trying to fathom.

    My thrice daily casual exploits make your greatest conquest look like a teenager trying to silently fumble their gonads under their childhood cartoon sheets while trying to recall 3 frames of an 80’s sci-fi film that awoke something mysterious within them.