Lemmy Today
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
edit-2
1 year ago

Bacon Lettuce Tomato I guess

lemmy.world

message-square
29
link
fedilink
682

Bacon Lettuce Tomato I guess

lemmy.world

"no" banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
edit-2
1 year ago
message-square
29
link
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • misty@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    45
    arrow-down
    4
    ·
    1 year ago

    I can’t see the jean in this meme, it must be very subtle. Can someone help?

    • femboy_bird@lemmy.blahaj.zone
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      17
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      1 year ago

      I would also like to know (I’m incapable of laughing at anything that doesn’t have jeans)

    • danc4498@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      8
      ·
      1 year ago

      The person has a gay jean for sure.

    • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      6
      ·
      1 year ago

      Straight jean is a model, no?

      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        9
        ·
        1 year ago

        🎵 Straight Jean is not my pants! She’s just some denim that says I am the one but the jorts are not my son! 🎵

    • idunnololz@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      1 year ago

      Maybe he’s jay

    • Krauerking@lemy.lol
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      1 year ago

      Pshh everyone knows the world of Jimmy Neutron hasn’t had jeans since the day the pants attacked.

      Can’t trust the sneaky assholes anymore.

  • Diplomjodler@feddit.de
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    28
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    1 year ago

    Lobster Guacamole Bacon Lettuce Tomato

    Gotta try that some time.

    • femboy_bird@lemmy.blahaj.zone
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      12
      ·
      1 year ago

      This is the future lunch the liberals want for America

      • Diplomjodler@feddit.de
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        5
        ·
        1 year ago

        I thought that was Lettuce Guacamole Bacon Tomato Quinoa?

        • femboy_bird@lemmy.blahaj.zone
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          3
          ·
          1 year ago

          What the hell is a quinoa

          • Diplomjodler@feddit.de
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            2
            ·
            edit-2
            1 year ago

            Quinoa

        • DavLemmyHav@lemmy.blahaj.zone
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          1
          ·
          edit-2
          1 year ago

          Nah its lettuce guac bacon tomato and queso

          • Diplomjodler@feddit.de
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            1
            ·
            1 year ago

            I guess that works better

  • gerryflap@feddit.nl
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    18
    ·
    1 year ago

    This does explain why I sleep so poorly, I can’t sleep straight

    • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      edit-2
      1 year ago

      Straight is a jean model no?

      edit: wrong comment

  • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    10
    ·
    1 year ago

    In 500 meters, keep straight

    • lugal@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      1 year ago

      But after that I can turn gay, right?

      • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        3
        ·
        1 year ago

        Gotta wait for instructions

  • crusty@lemmy.dbzer0.com
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    8
    ·
    1 year ago

    My spine can tell you there’s nothing straight about how i sleep

  • Krauerking@lemy.lol
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    8
    ·
    1 year ago

    Damn now that’s some quality shit

  • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    6
    ·
    1 year ago

    LG Beltalowda

  • joe
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    5
    ·
    1 year ago

    I for one would be very happy to sleep 8 hours straight

    • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      1 year ago

      Straight sleeping = gay sleeping?

  • NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    1 year ago

    The g stands for guacamole

    • "no" banana@lemmy.worldOP
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      1 year ago

      First L stands for Lovely

      • Klear@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        1 year ago

        I always wondered about LG.

        • HUMAN_TRASH@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          2
          ·
          1 year ago

          I know you didn’t ask for this but LG used to be known as Lucky-Goldstar

          • Klear@lemmy.world
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            1
            ·
            1 year ago

            Didn’t ask, but happy to learn it nonetheless!

Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world

lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful

Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

…


2. No Illegal Content

Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

…


3. No Spam

Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

…


4. No Porn/Explicit

Content


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

…


5. No Enciting Harassment,

Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

…


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

…

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 3.74K users / day
  • 9.66K users / week
  • 16.1K users / month
  • 32.3K users / 6 months
  • 161 local subscribers
  • 31.4K subscribers
  • 14.8K Posts
  • 336K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • Aer@lemmy.world
  • Striker@lemmy.world
  • WiildFiire@lemmy.world
  • Decoy321@lemmy.world
  • Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world
  • YoBuckStopsHere@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website
  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
  • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world
  • BE: 0.19.11
  • Modlog
  • Legal
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org