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Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

They have your eyes!

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They have your eyes!

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Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    Taking them to buy their first little AR-15’s and then for some MountainDew— those kids need nutrition! 🍼

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      A shooting spree for baby and me!

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        Is that the new Bushmaster “Pacifier?” Make sure to get a bipod for the little patriots that can’t walk yet.

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      They’re never too young to teach them how to properly use a weapon. It’s so they don’t get hurt with it! /s

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        ”Look at that trigger discipline!!!”

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    They have your ice.

    • jobby
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      Shut the thread.

  • RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com
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    They’re all siblings, including their parents and the family’s dog.

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      My daughter says our dogs are her brother and sister. But she is not an embryo in a test tube, so it’s slightly different.

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        My dogs are my family, so I get her.

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          It doesn’t help that I pick up the little dog and carry him around telling him that he’s my little baby boy.

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        Ed…ward

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          NOOOOOOOOOO

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        In my own language - Portuguese - dog owners are just said to be the “dog-owner” (we have a feminine and a masculine version of the word “owner” so it fits nicelly) so the English-language use of “mother” and “father” tends to instinctivelly make me think in a very similar sense as your daughter seems to be using.

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    Think of the child tax credits 💰

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    Genuinely curious as the ruling seems so bat shit crazy - what’s the discourse like in the USA about it?

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      It seems like the majority of people, including Christians, are pretty appalled.

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        • Eyck_of_denesle@lemmy.zip
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          Can anyone translate this into layman terms?

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    What are all these memes referencing?

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      Alabama’s Supreme Court ruled that frozen embryos are children.

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      https://apnews.com/article/alabama-frozen-embryos-ivf-storage-questions-1adbc349e0f99851973a609e360c242c

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    So are you able to claim them as dependents on your taxes?

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    It’s only a child if it’s in the walking incubator, otherwise it’s sparkling embryo

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