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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Mine just did

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Mine just did

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip
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    No

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      Not even once. Not even from this post.

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        Nope

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      deleted by creator

  • ᗪᗩᗰᑎ@lemmy.ml
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    • tostiman@sh.itjust.works
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      This gif goes hard

      • cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Now you are hard

    • Scubus@sh.itjust.works
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      My first response to him turning around was “turn back around”

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    No fightin’

  • THCDenton@lemmy.world
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    Fuck you

    • HobbitFoot @thelemmy.club
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      No fighting!

      • THCDenton@lemmy.world
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        Sorry

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    No. Why the hell would it?

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      Not gonna lie - because of the hips.

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      ¡Shakira shakira!

      ¿como te llama? bonita. mi casa, su casa

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    oh baby

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      when you

      • Rekonok@sh.itjust.works
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        dance like thaaaaat

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          you make

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    deleted by creator

  • strawberry@kbin.run
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    no but it’ll start doing that now

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    Yea, and also "shine bright like a diamond "

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      What a funny way to spell “shine on you crazy diamond” 😉

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    These hips don’t lie

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      https://www.npr.org/2023/11/20/1214135694/shakira-tax-fraud-deal-trial

      The hips may not, but the lips and fingers do, apparently.

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        Now this is funny

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    I know people who have called their kid Shakira, and there is no way you can say that name only once.

    “Get here this instant, Shakira, Shakira”

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    We’re no strangers to love

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    then i start singing I’m on tonight sounding like Kermit the frog

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    Ooh baby when you talk like that

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    Hotline bling

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      Wii Shop Bling

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