Hey I’m super gay! and also, totally unrelated, can you send me your bank # and social? 🌈
Sorry, I only give that info to tigers.
hello, I am a gay tiger. please give me, your trusted internet gay tiger, your credit card and security number. chuff chuff (because tigers make chuffing sounds when they’re happy, I know because i am a tiger)
Sure, but please first send gay verification
The boy kissers on the internet are the only people who are friendly to me
You are cool and valid!
Now there’s a girl kisser who was friendly to you, please update your comment accordingly
That is wayyy too accurate
Where do I find a random gay stranger for my inner circle though? :o
You reply to their comment on a blahaj lemmy post, and that’s pretty much it :D
maybe I just don’t have the rizz 😔
Pretty sure you do :D
DON’T DO IT DON’T FALL FOR IT SHE’S JUST TRYING TO SUCK YOU IN! SHE’S COLLECTING A HAREM OF BOTTOMS AND YOU’RE HER NEXT VICTIM!
@miss_brainfarts@lemmy.blahaj.zone is an insidious one. She lures people in by telling them they have rizz when they absolutely don’t, and then, when she’s got them on the hook, she adds them on Matrix and RUTHLESSLY AND MERCILESSLY IS FRIENDS WITH THEM!
SAVE YOURSELF IT’S TOO LATE FOR ME
^/j if it wasn’t obvious, she’s a great gal
but i like being friends
So in this scenario my closest would be the gay tiger from my inner circle?
His name is Hobbes.
The important part is that you should have the power to choose who gets access to what info about you. That’s what the right to privacy is supposed to enable, and that’s what the big internet companies and “anti terrorist” legislation is undermining.
Zuckerberg:
