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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Anon cooks something they read on the internet

sh.itjust.works

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Anon cooks something they read on the internet

sh.itjust.works

🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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    If you make Mexican rice, it kicks ass with beans.

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      It was as white as I am

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        To be honest, that doesn’t say much. Could be black rice, brown rice, yellow rice, pink rice…. from all I know.

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          Let me put it this way: one time, I got pulled over for having two license plates showing, and a headlight out. When the officer asked for my ID and proof of insurance, I didn’t have either on me.

          He let me go with a warning

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            As white as driven snow

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              Whiter, even

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            Good God, you may be whiter than I am. Casper the friendly ghost claims that he’s got a better tan than I do.

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            Neon white.

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          Bet it wasn’t.

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