You continue to meet expectations…
“See you later” “Not if I see you first!”
I love this one. It takes a moment, but it’s good!
This question makes no sense because I’m British and we make literally anything sound like an insult.
Per my last email
“govern yourself accordingly” would likely have been on there, I imagine
In a similar vein, if something is written down: really nitpicking on grammatical and spelling mistakes and adding [sic] to quotes.
Your dress is very popular!
Doing it your way will also work…
You’re at the top of the bell curve.
“This tastes … interesting”
My relationship with you is going almost well
Bless his/her heart…
Well, at least you’re pretty!
Which is right behind the obvious:
Bless your heart!
“well done you”
“Your wife, sir, under the pretense of keeping a bawdy house, is a receiver of stolen goods” -Samuel Johnson
