State Sen. Mayes Middleton admitted the true intent of his chaplains-in-schools bill

  • andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works
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    9 months ago

    Right before we see Jesus Christ (D-NH) voting for abortion, LGBTQ+ rights and progressive taxation scale because his dad created everyone equal.

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      9 months ago

      These are the types of people who probably see Jesus as “too weak” or “too woke” or “too liberal” and would absolutely shoot him if he came back because he would start actually helping people in the name of Christianity rather than use it to oppress everyone around them.

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        9 months ago

        I’d argue they use some form of a liquid Jesus (Jizz?) that takes the form of whatever they argue about, not a person with values deacribed in the book they’ve read in their sleep.

        But yeah, they’d do the same for him that contemporary idiots did, while wearing big silver and golden crosses on their necks.