What the fuck is the ‘authentic experience’ of a chicken nugget that seitan is incapable of replicating, anyways? Also the burger patties I ate in school as a cringe baby carnist were 60% TVP soy to begin with, so if anything I’m being even more honest with my frozen slabs now
I like my meat substitutes because I’m thoroughly uncreative and don’t ever intend on changing that. “Just learn new recipes” yeah I can’t even wake up in the morning let me have my fake mince Bolognese
For real, and if the only thing standing between me and some godly grilled cheeze sandwich and tomato soup is “suffering” through a slice of coconut fat, salt and emulsifiers, I’m going to be enjoying a delicious grilled sandwich and dunking it in the soup.
Also vegan sausages and sausage rolls are