• BenEarlDaMarxist@lemmygrad.ml
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    Lovecraftian horror: WITNESS MORTAL! I AM A HORRIFYING BEING BEYOND COMPREHENSION!

    Me: …

    Lovecraftian horror: WHY AREN’T YOU QUIVERING IN YOUR BOOTS?!

    Me: Man what the fuck am I even looking at?

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        “I’ve seen comprehensible horrors far more terrifying than your confusing existence will ever impact me.”

        • You probably

        Edit: In all seriousness, fair, capitalism’s crimes are basically just, crimes against humanity, the show, to the point that any horror you can think of seem like a joke compared to what capitalism and their cronies are willing to commit in order to survive and generate a profit.

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    One time someone said something and I misheard them, so the sentence sounded ungrammatical and nonsensical to me, like something beyond my conventional understanding of the world thus far. I instantly lost my sanity

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      Is it bigger than Giant? Since the current maximum length for Giant Squid is 18 meters, I say current since the older they are, the more deeper they live, which means that we possibly saw not fully grown ones on the surface and they could be even larger…