- cross-posted to:
- randomcrosspost@sh.itjust.works
- cross-posted to:
- randomcrosspost@sh.itjust.works
Why YSK: These tips may help you pick a more ripe, juicier, sweeter watermelon.
Why YSK: These tips may help you pick a more ripe, juicier, sweeter watermelon.
Never eat them, horrible watery bullshit and more effort than they’re worth.
However, a very much appreciated post because my wife loves them and if this is true, I can become the Watermelon Wizard
Thanks, possibly:)
If you do become the Watermelon Wizard, will you be getting a cape? Or what do wizard wear… a mantle?
I was thinking about just painting my balls green tbh
She’s going to love it.
Make sure to put a large, orange blotch on them to indicate they’re delicious!
Congrats you are now a wizard
You get two massive melons on your chest
Watermelons are the closest thing to biblical mana in these times of extreme temperatures. I too aspire to become a watermelon wizard, but for my own benefit.
I’m not sure what the effort you’re taking about is. Don’t you must cut off a hunk and then cut it into chunks? Seems like one of the easier kinds of produce to prepare.
There’s some tools take them easy to prep. I have a tool that’s just a metal loop and it’s amazing. Basically you just slice the watermelon in half then scoop out in either sphere shapes or long strips.