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Titou@feddit.de to linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

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Titou@feddit.de to linuxmemes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • Fudoshin ️🏳️‍🌈@feddit.uk
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    1 year ago

    Linux is so much better than sex.

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      Can you compile sex from source? Ha, didn’t think so!

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        Think again https://aur.archlinux.org/packages/sex

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          tenor-202100372

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          You win, sex it is

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          ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…

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          I compiled it for you :

          fred@ButtWarmer:~/Work/ZZ/sex-1.0> ./a.out   
          "Is that all?" croaked the nine-year-old cheerleader as the dribbling electric eel fucked her creamy chubbies and thrust his throbbing joy stick into her moist appendix scar.   
          fred@ButtWarmer:~/Work/ZZ/sex-1.0>
          

          It is pretty bad.

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            Sounds way cooler than my fortune | cowsay in bashrc lol.

          • ☭ SaltyIceteaMaker ☭@iusearchlinux.fyi
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            THE WHAT YEAR OLD?!

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              I know, it doesn’t make sense to have a cheerleader that young.

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            ./a.out | cowsay

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        Can you freely modify and distribute sex? Not that I know of!

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          op’s mum

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            Mine’s copyleft >:)

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              Mine has no arms.

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          Charging money is actually illegal in most parts of the world

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            I distribute sex for free. Sue me.

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      I actually have access to Linux 🤷‍♂️

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