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leo@lemmy.l0l.city to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

I can't read it

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I can't read it

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leo@lemmy.l0l.city to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • Cryan24@lemmy.world
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    Ah this again… BMW offers an indicator subscription… you get 10 free flashes per month, and then if you haven’t bought in, it’s pay per flash… sheesh… how is that hard to understand? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    Us BMW drivers do use indicators, they’re just at a wavelength that poor people can’t see.

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      Similar to your dicks then

  • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.worksBanned from community
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    Easy oil exchange pump. You need to stroke it left and right in order to get the old oil out of the tip of the lever.

    • uis@lemmy.world
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      They usually hire specially educated women

      • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.worksBanned from community
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        Yes, I’ve also heard that women are usually much better at this job.

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    deleted by creator

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    The state I currently live, Louisiana, and it seems like blinkers at all is a premium package upgrade. Hell, half the time cops don’t even use them around here. The only vehicle I can reliably see use them are out of state 18 wheelers.

    Was behind a driver’s Ed car once, no kids, the instructor. No blinker used…

  • jaschen@lemmynsfw.com
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    All these “Sporty” cars bros do this. Just entitled bitches that want to hurt people.

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    Why all the hate for BMW drivers? Pickup owners should also be in this meme.

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      The meme involving pickup drivers is that they’re lacking downstairs.

    • lanolinoil@lemmy.world
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      Nissan drivers are the real threat

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        drills hole in exhaust

        grrr I’m a race car

        • lanolinoil@lemmy.world
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          only 2 positions for the accelerator pedal

    • Slovene@feddit.nl
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      You can’t expect people to stop being tribal.

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      Come on down to Glendale, CA. You will understand.

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      Not so many pickup drivers in the rest of the world compared to the US. Plenty of BMWs though

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    I wish that problem was confined to BMW, it’s common enough to happen even with popular car drivers 'round these parts.

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    In my experience Audi drivers are the worst. Whenever I see an idiot on the road there’s always an Audi driver trying to out-idiot them right behind.

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      I know a guy like this. He’s a great guy, very competent, gives up his time for his community. Drives his Audi like a cunt though.

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    There must be a whole bunch of “temporarily embarrassed” BMW owners, then…

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    if you ever think your job is pointless just remember there is someone who installs the turn signal system in BMWs

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    I tried sliding the control rod in and out of the steering column, but nothing happened. I think it’s stuck.

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      I actually did that when I was a kid trying to understand those mysterious car sticks my dad slapped with incredible confidence while driving.

  • Ann Archy@lemmy.worldBanned from community
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    “I can’t read it, because it’s literally blinding me right now, what is that, some kind of LED projector inside?”

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    I resently switched from Toyota to Volkswagen. My signaling lowered by about 30%.

    Here and there I just notice that I did it again.

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