An account run by Joe Biden's re-election campaign shared a video adding: ""Trump slurs his words while ranting."
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    10 months ago
    • Is Donald Trump secretly a cyborg with malfunctioning speech synthesis software?
    • Could he have accidentally taken Valium instead of his daily multivitamins?
    • Did someone place a curse on him using an ancient Mayan spell for turning people into slow-talking zombies?
    • Was he subjected to some top-secret government mind control experiment gone wrong?
    • Has he been possessed by the ghost of James Earl Jones?
    • Did aliens kidnap him, replaced him with a clone whose vocal chords were damaged during birth?
    • Did he take part in a hypnotherapy session to become a more relaxed version of himself?
    • Does he have a severe case of sleep apnea only exhibited when speaking in public?
    • Was he attempting to record a hilarious hidden track for his next presidential album?
    • Were his vocal cords affected by a mishap while eating spicy food before the event?
    • Is there a chance he’s suffering from a neurological disorder such as Parkinson’s Disease?
    • Is it possible he’s now fluent in Klingon and we’re all misinterpreting his guttural growls?
    • Could it be that he has a rare form of laryngitis caused by shouting too loudly over the years?
    • Or perhaps, he’s being remotely controlled by a puppet master through voice commands?