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Jordan117@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Oklahoma bill would require 'furries' be picked up from school by parents, animal control

www.oklahoman.com

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Oklahoma bill would require 'furries' be picked up from school by parents, animal control

www.oklahoman.com

Jordan117@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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The proposed bill banning "furries" and related behaviors from schools suggests animal control would be called if parents don't retrieve students.
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    what the devil is that contraption your describing ? What is a protogens ?

    I’M SCARED

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      They’re literally fluffy cyborgs with an LED monitor display for a face lol

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        by god…

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        Fucking child murder

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          The fuck?

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            I think (hope) they’re referring to the last panel of that comic.

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              Literally the computer equivalent of a lobotomy has happened in that comic and their guardian is like “lol lmao”. Idk why that Erkul guy is hella mad when I pointed out the plot

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                I think i’d be mad too

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              Yeah but also why do people care that much about a one-off gag in a two-panel comic

              It’s like going “well ackshually if Superman tried to lift the plane like that he’d just rip off its nose” except even dumber

              So many people need to remember the MST3K mantra: “it’s just a TV show/movie/game/comic, I should really just relax”

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                You need to calm down buddy

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      Don’t be scared. Protogens run on 2015 Bayesian Inference search results from Google before Google became inherently evil.

      So as long as long as they don’t update…

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        so if we connect them to internet we die ? Is that right ?

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