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sag@lemm.ee to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Where is spork?

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Where is spork?

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sag@lemm.ee to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    Aww … come to bed for a nice comfortable spoon

    • assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world
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      The soul spoon

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    They forgot cocaine spoon.

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      This is the almighty

      • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        A mate of mine snagged a Ballad of Gay Tony coke spoon from someone on Reddit like a decade ago for like 40USD. They’re like 600+ now.

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    Who is eating salad with a spoon

    • VonCesaw@lemmy.world
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      It’s for serving, not eating

      Unless you’re in the midwest, where salads (nonlettuce) are eaten with dessert spoons

      • KnowledgeableNip@leminal.space
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        But there’s already a serving spoon. Do we use both?

        Too confusing, I’m gonna keep eating soup with my bare hands.

        • Psychadelligoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Serving spoon is for other things

          Salad spoon is specifically for salads

          Fuck you, that’s why

  • VonCesaw@lemmy.world
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    The spoon type matters, mostly due to size/shape/metal composition Tea and coffee spoons are a thing because they’re made smaller to match the requisite cups, soup spoons have a deeper curve to hold more soup, serving and salad spoons are larger so they can be used to serve If you don’t care about the difference though, they’re virtually all the same

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    This is why I use a fork with soup.

    It may not be practical, but fuck the system and all that I suppose.

    • MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works
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      Get the chunks out with the fork and then drink it from the bowl.

      • JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works
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        That’s exactly what I do!! Honestly creepy how you know this. I’m going to close my curtains…

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    🤣 Dumbass rich people using a spoon to drink soda ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ🥄🥃

    • GraniteM@lemmy.world
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      Honestly, I picked up a few of those on a lark, and they’re great to have in the drawer. Anytime I’m trying reach down and get just a little bit out of a deep and mostly empty jar of salsa, honey, or whatever, that soda spoon is the perfect thing. Never used 'em to eat an ice cream float, but lovely for other purposes.

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        deleted by creator

    • jaybone@lemmy.world
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      Straws are for poors.

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    Actually, all of those are ikea spoons. You can tell by how weirdly shaped they are

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    Oh come on. Everybody knows that there is no spoon.

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    What in the hell is a soda spoon

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      “An iced tea spoon, also called a soda spoon or a latte spoon, is a thin spoon with a long handle. It is used primarily in the United States for stirring sugar or other sweeteners into iced tea, which is traditionally served in a tall glass.”

      From Wikipedia. I guess it’s just a long, thin stirring spoon

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        I’ll be damned. TMYK

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      Idk but it is kind of cute

  • Poxlox@lemmy.world
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    Where grapefruit spoon?

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    Missing the best spoon, an absinthe spoon.

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      Well it’s the best at making dripped absinthe, arguably it’s terrible at doing any other spoon-like actions.

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        But why would you need anything else when you have absinthe? Also it’s the prettiest by a mile.

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      What about the cocaine spoon?

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    Which one is the heroin spoon?

    I guess all of them?

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      It’s in the name: Serving spoon

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        That’s also how you ask for it at your dealer: one spoon serving of H pls

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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      Whichever is biggest so as to hold a greater amount of heroin to melt.

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    I don’t know what’s weirder between soda spoon and salad spoons.

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      Soda spoon isn’t that weird, think of like a float or parfait for which you’d need a really long handle potentially to get to the bottom of a glass. No idea wtf a salad spoon is though.

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        Salad spoon usually comes paired with a salad fork. It’s basically half of a “salad tongs” utensil. Basically meant to pick up bunches of salad out of a salad bowl without crushing the lettuce.

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        The soda spoon looks basically like a bar spoon to me (for mixing cocktails). Same idea I guess.

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    I have some soda spoons, I never knew they had a name.

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      I have always loved soda spoons! I can’t explain why. Plus those shovel like ice cream spoons.

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      I’ve been using them to mix chocolate sodas forever and had no idea it was actually a soda spoon until today!

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        What the heck is a chocolate soda?

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          Chocolate sauce + soda water

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