what the hell is thermodynamics startup, are they putting microtransactions in new laws of physics or what

Wait, is that not a Jeff Bezos parody account? The post reads like one.

Unless the “parody post” is referencing an actual rumor that the par-rumoured responded to?

Unless unless this is all theater and both base post and the response are but mere fabrications.

What are we, cosmicly? I’m out of the loop.