If you want a tasty breakfast but, like me, you’re a lazy asshole who doesn’t want to put any actual effort into it, then this one’s for you.

You will need: Sliced bread, vegetable butter, sugar, cinnamon

  • Toast the bread
  • Melt the butter on stovetop or in microwave
  • While waiting on the above, mix 3 parts sugar with 1 part cinnamon
  • Once the bread is toasted and the butter melted, pour it over the toast (this will help the cinnamon sugar stick)
  • Pour on the cinnamon sugar
  • Enjoy